"You must be the change you wish to see in the world."--Mahatma Gandhi
"To see a World in a grain of sand, And a Heaven in a wild flower, Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand, And Eternity in an hour." --Wm Blake
"Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to caterpillar."--Bradley Miller
"Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears." -K.Gibran
"There is a single magic, a single power, a single salvation, and a single happiness, and that is called loving."--Herman Hesse
"...in the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter, and sharing of pleasures. For in the dew of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed." -K.Gibran
"I tremble for my species when I reflect that God is just."--Thomas Jefferson
"Each man is haunted until his humanity awakens."--Blake
"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I--I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference." --Robert Frost
"If we believe absurdities, we shall commit attrocities."--Voltaire
"Om sarwa prani hitangkaram." (May all that breathes be well.) --Balinese farmer's prayer
"Loyalty to a petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul."--Mark Twain
"Destiny, or karma, depends upon what the soul has done about what it has become aware of."--Edgar Cayce
"Each of us is the last frontier."--Merle Shain
"I think that I shall never see a poem lovely as a tree..."--Joyce Kilmer
"Any man who hates dogs and children can't be all bad" -W. C. Feilds
"Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone." -Ella Wheeler Wilcox
"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." -Neil Armstrong
"There's a sucker born every minute." -P. T. Barnum
"When the going gets tough, the tough get going." -Knute Rockne
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum." -Duke Nukem
"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." -Edgar Allan Poe
"An eye for an eye makes the world go blind." -Ghandi
"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get." -Forrest Gump
"Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up." -Wilson Mizner
"For every action there is an equal and opposite government program." -Unknown
"In great attempts it is glorious even to fail." -Unknown
"640kb should be enough for everybody." -Bill Gates, 1981
"Wait a minute, you're talking about TV! Why would I want to do TV???" -Bill Gates
"Get your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!" -Talor (Planet of the Apes)
"If a man does his best, what else is there?" -Gen. George S. Patton
"Give me chastity and continence, but not yet." -Saint Augustine
"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names." -President John F. Kennedy
"When ideals fail, words come in very handy." -Goethe
"In the end, everything is a gag." -Charlie Chaplin
"The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people." -Lucille S. Harper
"You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there." -Yogi Berra
"I love mickey mouse more than any woman I have ever known." -Walt Disney
"He who hesitates is a damn fool." -Mae West
"Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and one-fourth theater." -Gail Godwin
"The graveyards are full of indespensible men." -Charles de Gaulle
"Behind every great fortune there is a crime." -Honore de Balzac
"If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning." -Aristotle Onassis
"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his." -Gen. George S. Patton
"Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis." -Ralph Waldo Emerson
"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." -George Bernard Shaw
"I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it." -Steven Wright
"Mr. Wagner has beautiful moments but bad quarters of an hour." -Gioacchino Rossini
"The cover of this book are too far apart." -Ambrose Bierce
"Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end." -Igor Stravinsky
"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung." -Voltaire
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." -Mae West
"I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to." -Elvis Presley
"Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you." -C. G. Jung
"Vote early and vote often." -Al Capone
"Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate." -Thomas Jones
"The gods are too fond of a joke." -Aristotle
"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." -Henry David Thoreau
"Plato was a bore." -Friedrich Nietzsche
"Hemingway was a jerk." -Harold Robbins
"Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday." -Woody Allen
"I don't feel good." -The last words of Luther Burbank
"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." -Mark Twain
"It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant." -Richard J. Ferris, president of United Airlines
"I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television." -Gore Vidal
"Sanity is a madness put ot good uses." -George Santayana
"Imitation is the sincerest form of television." -Fred Allen
"Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives." -Abba Eban
"Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research." -Wilson Mizner
"Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers." -T. S. Eliot
"Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting." -Karl Wallenda
"The best way to predict the future is to invent it." -Alan Kay
"Well done is better than well said." -Benjamin Franklin
"The average person thinks he isn't." -Father Larry Larenzoni
"There is a country is Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal." -Sigfried Hulzer
"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt." -Mark Twain
"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." -last words of Pancho Villa
"A poem is never finished, only abandoned." -Paul Valery
"Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing." Werhner Von Braun
"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle." -Albert Einstein
